I take my dogs to the dog park down the street almost every day to interact with other dogs, Penny gets to run at full speed, Mac gets to act like he is the Sheriff of the dog park, I get to unwind for a minute (found a use for the bling water bottle I got for Christmas last year...turns out a screwdriver fits in it just right...think about it.
Anyway, there were two old hags there tonight, almost every dog in the dog park seems to be picking on one of the old hags dog (Jack Russell Terrier/mix maybe).
There is a young girl there, I didn't ID her, guessing 15-19 years old with a Bull Terrier puppy, 9 months old ( I did ask the dogs age). The old hags had it in for the girls dog because of it's breed and it trying to play with the JRT/mix. The old hags came armed with squirt bottle (no one, not ONE person, brings a squirt bottle except these two old bitches). They chased that poor dog and the girl around the dog park for thirty minutes trying to get the Bull Terrier pup to quit playing with their dog. The poor girl was in tears before it was all said and done. The crew I was sitting by asked her to come sit with us and calm down a bit. She did, and then left after a few minutes.
Being the a$$hole that I am, I couldn't stand it, I walked over to the hags, sat down by them and advised one of them (she was using a 409 bottle as a squirt bottle) that if she squirted one of my dogs with her 409 bottle I was calling the cops. Then I dropped a little anecdote...If you meet 10 assholes a day, maybe it's not the people you're meeting...then I abruptly got up and walked away. If looks could kill, I would have dropped dead.
Anyway, there were two old hags there tonight, almost every dog in the dog park seems to be picking on one of the old hags dog (Jack Russell Terrier/mix maybe).
There is a young girl there, I didn't ID her, guessing 15-19 years old with a Bull Terrier puppy, 9 months old ( I did ask the dogs age). The old hags had it in for the girls dog because of it's breed and it trying to play with the JRT/mix. The old hags came armed with squirt bottle (no one, not ONE person, brings a squirt bottle except these two old bitches). They chased that poor dog and the girl around the dog park for thirty minutes trying to get the Bull Terrier pup to quit playing with their dog. The poor girl was in tears before it was all said and done. The crew I was sitting by asked her to come sit with us and calm down a bit. She did, and then left after a few minutes.
Being the a$$hole that I am, I couldn't stand it, I walked over to the hags, sat down by them and advised one of them (she was using a 409 bottle as a squirt bottle) that if she squirted one of my dogs with her 409 bottle I was calling the cops. Then I dropped a little anecdote...If you meet 10 assholes a day, maybe it's not the people you're meeting...then I abruptly got up and walked away. If looks could kill, I would have dropped dead.
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