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Shame on you Walmart! You can do better than this. [emoji35] Your employees are adults after all. This was seen at one of their local stores. What a lame safety program. My wife used almost this exact formula to reward her 5th grade classroom for good behavior! If I worked there, I believe I'd have to smash one of my own fingers every four weeks to keep this from happening. That's better than having my self respect washed away with hot chocolate.
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I dunno...I'm rather fond of hot chocolate and cupcakes. You can pass 'em up if you want to, me I'd say "Safety First and pass the cocoo!"
 
What if they burn their lips on the cocoa? Or the roof of their mouths on the piping hot cheese of that pizza? Do those count as accidents and thus reset the clock?
 
Brushogger said:
Shame on you Walmart! You can do better than this. [emoji35] Your employees are adults after all. This was seen at one of their local stores. What a lame safety program. My wife used almost this exact formula to reward her 5th grade classroom for good behavior! If I worked there, I believe I'd have to smash one of my own fingers every four weeks to keep this from happening. That's better than having my self respect washed away with hot chocolate.
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Shame on them... except that its working. LOL.

You forget, most publications compose their articles for a 5th grade reading level. I'm willing to bet these incentives will energize the majority of their employees and will be productive for them. :D
 
Not sure if still true but Verizon used to reward employees for no accidents on the job with cash. For a friend who worked for them, getting poisin ivy counted as an accident.
 
Well, looks like we will be having ham for xmas dinner, cause there won't be any more Turkey........(wait for it...wait for it)


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I was dreaming about shoveling snow last nite. My driveway is drifted in for the second time in two days, then my porch was drifted 3 feet deep. After digging out the snow shovel I took it in the house. 40 to 80 mph winds after 10" of snow.

This was after shoveling out some. Door sill is about 9" off the floor. The red thing peeking out of the snow is a tool box sitting on top of a 5 gal bucket. Drifted snow isn't soft and fluffy, its hard and dense. The steel edge of my snow shovel is bending the aluminum blade from trying to chip through the packed snow.

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Malamute said:
I was dreaming about shoveling snow last nite. My driveway is drifted in for the second time in two days, then my porch was drifted 3 feet deep. After digging out the snow shovel I took it in the house. 40 to 80 mph winds after 10" of snow.

This was after shoveling out some. Door sill is about 9" off the floor. The red thing peeking out of the snow is a tool box sitting on top of a 5 gal bucket.

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It think this is in the wrong thread. I don't see anything worthy of "LOL".

Maybe start a new thread entitled, "FML"? Yikes! :eek:
 
I must confess I don't find winter as enjoyable as in the past. I used to snow camp a lot. Not so much any more.

A bud in the Verde of Az texted a pic of their brutal winter, it was mid 50s and drizzling rain. He was tough enough to step out in a t-shirt and get firewood though. They are hardy folks. I sure miss those days I used to go visit down there in the winter...

I may have overstated the snow depth, the tallest drift on the porch was about 3 ft, the part I have to clear to walk was only about 30" deep. Havent gone outside the fence yet to see what the driveway looks like, or the road.

If you cant laugh at times like this it will get to you. :)
 
Don't forget that it got down to 42 degrees last night here!

BRRRRRR :frozen...at least for native Californians. I still have a little thick skin left over from too many Illinois ice storms as a kid!

Personally the post is hilarious seeing someone else suffering shoveling snow! I vote for leaving it in this thread! :summer
 
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