The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread

^^^^So a beer/soda can that required a "can opener" to get open must be completely out of the question!

Interesting little tid bit...the National Park Service considers anything over 50 years old to be an artifact...can opener required cans and pop tops are getting into that 50 year old time frame where they have become artifacts rather than litter!
 
I blew out my flip flop. Stepped on a pop top. Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home. But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Seems like this is a joke for The Pub, or at least a pub Mr. Buffett. :stir
 
Come on, I'm in my mid 30's. Ugh, that feels like such a weird statement to make. :p
Then you never heard this line...
"I've got ties older than you"! [emoji41]
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Maybe flip flops too?
"Hamms the beer refreshing" I remember the beer well, and the bear!



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