No doubt, but proxy wars just got legitimized.
No Mike, that is mistaken. Pay attention grasshopper, because I'm only going to say this once...
The first rule of Proxy Wars is: You do not talk about Proxy Wars.
The second rule of Proxy Wars is: You do not talk about Proxy Wars.
Third rule of Proxy Wars: Someone yells stop, declares themselves victorious, goes limp, taps out, that all their national goals have been achieved, the war is still not over.
Fourth rule: only twelve countries to a fight; or two; maybe seven; whatever - pick a number.
Fifth rule: one war at a time, fellas, unless you're in SouthWest Asia, then it's all like,
"Inshallah, habibi."
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes, no contractor caps, and snuff.
Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to, which is like when everyone is
flippin' day-ad.
And the eighth and final rule:
If this is your administration's first Proxy Wars, you have to fight.
