Thought you were a Lions fan? The NFL's been dead for some time if you were
As a Cleveland, I can appreciate this comment.
An Anecdote: A few years ago, Deb and I walked into a Quonset hut bar somewhere in Wyoming. It was us, a tough looking barmaid, and six hard looking, real working cowboys. It was a Monday, and they were all sitting at the watching Monday Night Football. In our shorts, sneakers, and untanned faces, we were obviously not locals. They all turned and looked at us, weighed us, and dismissed us as not worthy of any more interest.
After ordering (the local draft; nothing craft or froofy), the barmaid asked where we were from, and who we rooted for. I said "Cleveland, Ohio: we don't have any sports teams there." This was a time when the Browns were last (their seemingly permanent spot), the Cavaliers were nearly last, and the Indians choked yet again. This brought a chuckle down the row, and broke the ice.
If I watch any football any more, it is college ball.