The Random Thoughts Thread
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Optimistic Paranoid
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Everybody complains about the weather, but no one wants to sacrifice a virgin to change it . . .
Andy G
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I'll sacrifice ANYTHING...!
@Yuman Desert Rat is that you?
...or SnowPeak farkle and PDW knives. Definitely not @Yuman Desert Rat.
BushHead
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Must be a photoshop (I'm starting to look a little closer at the pics)...I call BS on the pic, what kind of self respecting hairy ape big foot would mount the directional front tire on his mini bike backwards?
That's how all the hardcore mudders do it, and squatches too if I understand correctly....
Edit: and no photoshop, it's actually at the outpost, they had their 5th Annual Uwharrie Mountain Rumble Charity Ride this weekend.
Gallowbraid
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Only northern hemisphere squatches.
^^^^Oh yeah the dookey swirls the other way...or does it...I've read where it depends on the plumbing.
I'd be more than happy to help if someone wants to start one of those "pay me to go on vacation" donation things. I PROMISE not to have any fun , I'll visit at least 1 crapper per day, for a minimum of 30 days. I'm cheap by the day in country, it's the air fare and my salary compensation that are going to kill you... will require at least $50,000 in RECEIVED donations prior to travelling to the southern hemisphere country of your choice (you can pick the country, but I'm going to Australia or New Zealand regardless)...US cash dollars are preferred...non sequential serial numbers (it's a tax thing)...send an e-mail to my buddy in Nigeria, and for another $1,000 in fees, he'll deposit a bazillian dollars in your bank account next week...tax free! Seriously...if you're interested contact my buddy @woodienut, he lives in a third world country but he's the most legit guy I know besides me!
The above post isn't really true... @woodienut is a bum, but he's all I've got for offshore cash accounts!
I'd be more than happy to help if someone wants to start one of those "pay me to go on vacation" donation things. I PROMISE not to have any fun , I'll visit at least 1 crapper per day, for a minimum of 30 days. I'm cheap by the day in country, it's the air fare and my salary compensation that are going to kill you... will require at least $50,000 in RECEIVED donations prior to travelling to the southern hemisphere country of your choice (you can pick the country, but I'm going to Australia or New Zealand regardless)...US cash dollars are preferred...non sequential serial numbers (it's a tax thing)...send an e-mail to my buddy in Nigeria, and for another $1,000 in fees, he'll deposit a bazillian dollars in your bank account next week...tax free! Seriously...if you're interested contact my buddy @woodienut, he lives in a third world country but he's the most legit guy I know besides me!
The above post isn't really true... @woodienut is a bum, but he's all I've got for offshore cash accounts!
Gallowbraid
Adventurist
Two days longer than a Twinkie.
Scott B.
Adventurist
About 20 years ago, I opened a can of chocolate cake from Sea Rations (WWII). Not knowing what they originally tasted like, I had nothing to compare with. But, it was edible, and I did not get sick (I only ate a bite or two.)
These days, the manufactures advertise 25 years - and the products can go longer.