That one is going into the "f" your buddy file.
We were camped at Gordon's Well (sand dunes) years ago, the asshats in the camp next to us were up all night long raising hell. The next morning they were still sleeping it off while we were getting ready to go on a run. My buddy Mo had brand new paddles on his sand car, those things moved some earth! He drove into their camp, backed up to a tent door and started revving the engine. Finally one the asshats unzipped the tent door and started coming out. Mo dumped the clutch and proceeded to roost the tent full of sand. Funniest thing I'd seen in my life.