The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread

If you announce you're in "self-isolation" it will sound boring and clinical. You will be seen as the kind of non-entity who does what he's told. No one will care or be interested in you.

But if instead you announce that you've been "exiled for the good of the realm" you will be seen as interesting, mysterious and sexy. Women will be interested in you and men will be jealous.
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What were the lyrics of that old song?

"Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all.
Playing Solitaire til dawn with a deck of 51.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now don't tell me - I've nothing to do!"
I Love It! Maybe you guys should set up courses at the various American Adventurist Rendevous. Each attendee could bring their own marble. (I'm looking forward to seeing how various people here figure out to cheat. Marbles made of unobtanium, maybe?:)
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