Gallowbraid
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I'm not entirely sure I can even name all the parts used in this...contraption?
The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread
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Optimistic Paranoid
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This picture was shot in Cypress, which is on lockdown for the coronavirus. Man used his drone to walk his dog.
Road
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Ohh, there's a whole video of that on twitter. I'll link it if I see it again.
edit: Let's see if this works:
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Team Balls Out
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Attachments
Bryanseye
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With a Springfield XD freebee lock for security!
Optimistic Paranoid
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Gotta Keep Those Priorities Straight
Legal marijuana sales are up nationally as people stock up amid the coronavirus pandemic, according to new data.
Sales are spiking in California, Colorado, Nevada, Oregon and Washington, according to cannabis data company Headset. Recreational marijuana is legal in all five states.
Sales were 75 percent higher than average in Oregon, with the spike registered on March 16. Headset also found the average basket size — the
amount of marijuana people were purchasing at one time — was 29 percent higher in Colorado earlier this week, as many states began closing
businesses and asking people to remain in their homes.
Some cities — including New York, San Francisco and Palm Springs, Calif., according to The Associated Press, have labeled legal marijuana businesses "essential," meaning they can remain open despite orders locking down the area.
Many customers in California are turning to home delivery of marijuana for the first time. Online delivery marketplace Eaze reported first-time
delivery orders spiked over 50 percent on Monday, according to the AP.
Multiple stores also told the AP that many people are buying in bulk up to the legal limit, much like they might be doing for other essential
household supplies like food and toilet paper.
Legal marijuana sales are up nationally as people stock up amid the coronavirus pandemic, according to new data.
Sales are spiking in California, Colorado, Nevada, Oregon and Washington, according to cannabis data company Headset. Recreational marijuana is legal in all five states.
Sales were 75 percent higher than average in Oregon, with the spike registered on March 16. Headset also found the average basket size — the
amount of marijuana people were purchasing at one time — was 29 percent higher in Colorado earlier this week, as many states began closing
businesses and asking people to remain in their homes.
Some cities — including New York, San Francisco and Palm Springs, Calif., according to The Associated Press, have labeled legal marijuana businesses "essential," meaning they can remain open despite orders locking down the area.
Many customers in California are turning to home delivery of marijuana for the first time. Online delivery marketplace Eaze reported first-time
delivery orders spiked over 50 percent on Monday, according to the AP.
Multiple stores also told the AP that many people are buying in bulk up to the legal limit, much like they might be doing for other essential
household supplies like food and toilet paper.
Mucksavage
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Ugh
Gallowbraid
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Optimistic Paranoid
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Huh. So if the guys who change the batteries are government employees, it must be a sweet gig. Good pay, good benefits. Wonder how one applies? Is there a civil service test?
Team Balls Out
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Optimistic Paranoid
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So, I found a humor thread on another forum and decided to pillage and loot it . . .
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Some folks are not shaking hands because of the virus. I am not shaking hands because most folks are out of toilet paper.
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I'm a little hard of hearing, but I think my doctor told me it was ok for me to go out on Saturday and Sunday.
He said I have a weekend immune system.
He said I have a weekend immune system.
Optimistic Paranoid
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If you announce you're in "self-isolation" it will sound boring and clinical. You will be seen as the kind of non-entity who does what he's told. No one will care or be interested in you.
But if instead you announce that you've been "exiled for the good of the realm" you will be seen as interesting, mysterious and sexy. Women will be interested in you and men will be jealous.
But if instead you announce that you've been "exiled for the good of the realm" you will be seen as interesting, mysterious and sexy. Women will be interested in you and men will be jealous.
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