Hahaha!
Proctologist goes to sign a check and pulls out a rectal thermometer, realizing it he yells "damnit, some a$$hole stole my pen!"
Churchill... The only one of the three sitting there with any sense and leadership capability.
Don't get me started... he was a man of profound intellect, indomitable spirit, and an irresistible will to action that if he had not been present in that time, place, and role you and I would be singing, "Deutschland über alles." That probably came from his American side...