Our neighbor Nila is a gem, she had a "get well soon" sign hung on our fence when we got home yesterday. She came over this morning to see how Machelle was doing...I got in trouble because Machelle was making breakfast for us. I calmly explained to Nila that the bacon wasn't going to cook itself!
That comment didn't help my cause at all.
I thought I was being nice when I said that I would let her take a nap until I was ready for lunch once the breakfast dishes were done...that got me into even more trouble!
Since you're clearly a glutton for punishment, here's some more ideas you can use to dig yourself in deeper . . .
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I forgot my wife's birthday and she was really miffed. She told me
"Tomorrow morning I want to see something in our driveway that will go
from zero to 180 in under 10 seconds, brand new. And you had better not
forget!"
The next morning the missus looked out the window and was puzzled to see
a cardboard box in the driveway. She went out and opened it.
It was a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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For her birthday, my wife asked me to take her to someplace she has not
been to in years.
I took her into the kitchen
Then the fight started.
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My wife is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is whining about what she sees and says me, "I feel Horrible; I look
old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I told her, 'Well, at least your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started...
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