AAV Mystery Theater...Summer Edition

Dave said:
I'm sure it's crossed some people's minds but have we considered the fact that it may be an external job, a zealot from a rival faction perhaps?
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Yeah, I thought about this... Perhaps viable in tango's case since his was in a place accessible to the public.

Mine was INSIDE the cabin, under the driver dash, with money stashed very close by. I don't want to entertain the idea that a complete stranger had access to my open vehicle, even if it's my fault that I left it open and vulnerable.

I would feel more comfortable if this came from someone I know, someone that I know is enjoying every post to this thread and any other thread about it. Someone who is soaking in the success of this, and I will admit, epic prank. Someone who thinks they're getting away with it.

Whenever I think about it, a line from Tombstone comes to mind... "You called down the thunder, well now you've got it!". Trouble's brewing.
 
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lyrpa said:
The one who is ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING!
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AHA! Is see him lurking in the background, just behind Dave... the little sneak; I wonder what he's grasping in his right palm? Perhaps another device?

What a diabolical scheme... place a device in your own vehicle to throw the scent off. Very clever... anyone have a towel and a jug of water? I'll have him singing in no time.
 
Maybe it was you, Tango. I bet it was! After all, why would this be annoying to you? These devices operate on a pitch that your hearing aid can't even pick up!!

I would say it's a pretty elaborate diversion, even going so far as to get Haggis to write a little story about a trip to the FBI headquarters and then post it under your name! We all know he's the creative writer here...

We're all on to you.

Yes that's me, walking along, innocently, in the background, while all the shenanigans are happening elsewhere, even being photographed! Look at the grin on his face for crissakes!!!
 
Mitch said:
LOL! It's WAY less than 3 miles.
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As the crow flies, probably about that far to your shop. Boss sends you on a mysterious errand, you work at a shop that does vehicle modifications, your vehicle is left unattended while you run the errand. I'll bet the boys at your shop could wire in a separate horn rather than the vehicle horn, so you'd have to find that too. I'm not saying that's how it might go down...I'm just saying is all.

Not that I would have ANYTHING to do with such a deed!

Edit: I wonder if it can be made to go off with short bursts and random brake application so one would never know just when it was going to go off. Direct wiring like we did back in the day is too simple to disable. With today's new widgets I'll bet it could be done with some creativity. Of course, this is assuming that one could be put up to such a thing.
 
Tsk, tsk. Classic desperate response from the guilty -- cast suspicion elsewhere. First your wife, barlowrs, Dave, now me, even Haggis who wasn't even there.

There you were parked next to my truck Mitch with complete access. I should have figured... confess now and save yourself the embarrassment of a visit from the special agents. It's just a short matter of time when they call and tell me the results of the fingerprint analysis.
 
While I am a technical person that you think would use this kind of device, I'm more of a "tie a dead fish to the bottom of your seat" kind of prankster. Up high and out of site so that even when you look under the seat you don't see it. The kind of prank that victory is achieved not by watching folks toil on a forum about the device they found, but when I see the Craigslist posting of a truck for sale with "perfect truck for an avid fisherman" in the description because before the fish was finally found and removed, it dripped down every last ounce of fish fluid onto the carpet and eventually through the carpet onto the metal floor to make a nice fish sauce mixed with glue, heated to perfection while parked in the sun.
 
I sense a new Conspiracy... A new villain lurks in the West... Waiting. Watching. Biding his time...
 
Mitch said:
While I am a technical person that you think would use this kind of device, I'm more of a "tie a dead fish to the bottom of your seat" kind of prankster. Up high and out of site so that even when you look under the seat you don't see it. The kind of prank that victory is achieved not by watching folks toil on a forum about the device they found, but when I see the Craigslist posting of a truck for sale with "perfect truck for an avid fisherman" in the description because before the fish was finally found and removed, it dripped down every last ounce of fish fluid onto the carpet and eventually through the carpet onto the metal floor to make a nice fish sauce mixed with glue, heated to perfection while parked in the sun.
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Next tactic of the guilty: distract them with a boring story in the hope that they'll forget why they are there. Diabolical! Simply diabolical. Seldom do we get this sort of glimpse into the world of subterfuge. Mitch - you are a regular Jason Bourne.
 
I love that movie... Especially where he destroys people who falsely accuse him.
 
Mitch said:
I love that movie... Especially where he destroys people who falsely accuse him.
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Add that to the charges of domestic terrorism.

Do you like beef stew Mitch?

Thursday supper is beef stew night at Pelican Bay.
 
I find it amusing that Mitch is comforted by two layers of security on his vehicle. How quickly he forgets that his security system has been defeated once, it can be defeated again. Should the horn start randomly going off while braking, and dear, sweet, precious Apryl breaks into uncontrolled fits of laughter, remember, she had NOTHING to do with it, she is merely finding amusement in the situation.

As always, I'm not saying anything is even going to happen, no one is putting anyone up to anything...I'm just saying is all!
 
Mitch said:
How many annoy-a-trons have been placed while we wait for these agents to do their jobs?!? The criminal is running around scott free, while we sit here and point fingers at the innocent!
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Are you admitting to placing more of these devices of mass torture?
 
The one we have is still sitting on the dresser. Besides I would of known about the whole thing and come forward with it already, cause that's the way I am. But it seems like there will be a lot of pranks going on at these events with all the fingers pointing... Yup, it's game on now! It just might be awhile.
 
So you're pranking Mitch then right since he's thrown you under the bus?

New Smiley just for you Apryl. Note how, despite being thrown under the bus, the green one pops back up to exact it's revenge later just like you:

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