AAV Mystery Theater...Summer Edition
- Thread starter Haggis
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Is that better than BEEP!?
Not me..... different Ryan...
I think this has gone on long enough. How long does it take the FBI to run prints??? How many annoy-a-trons have been placed while we wait for these agents to do their jobs?!? The criminal is running around scott free, while we sit here and point fingers at the innocent!
What's the word, Tango???
What's the word, Tango???
Excerpt from the forthcoming Crime Novel..."Annoyed to Hell: a Tango Blue Mystery."
"It was quiet..too quiet. Those bastards that set me up were on the run, one was squeaking like a mouse in a pathetic attempt to deflect my ire. Hell, the little vermin was willing to throw his own wife under the bus just to escape the hammer my Federal connections were bring down. Yet I couldn't get him to implicate the Big Boss, the head Instigator that lurked in the shadows. I even faked a federal investigation to break their little syndicate. Damn, these rats are tough. But they all pay...they forgot who they're dealing with...they call me Blue...Tango Blue and I'm packing: sarcasm in my right holster and a innuendo in my left. And I'm a private eye."
"It was quiet..too quiet. Those bastards that set me up were on the run, one was squeaking like a mouse in a pathetic attempt to deflect my ire. Hell, the little vermin was willing to throw his own wife under the bus just to escape the hammer my Federal connections were bring down. Yet I couldn't get him to implicate the Big Boss, the head Instigator that lurked in the shadows. I even faked a federal investigation to break their little syndicate. Damn, these rats are tough. But they all pay...they forgot who they're dealing with...they call me Blue...Tango Blue and I'm packing: sarcasm in my right holster and a innuendo in my left. And I'm a private eye."
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I almost threw up.
I sure think so.
It wasn't the beep it was more the buzz that got to me. It's kinda like the sound when you are getting a hearing test.
We can't use that title Mark. It's already in use for my other book: "Annoyed to Hell: the Biography of Tango Blue." The good news is you and Jim get a whole chapter...
There are other real crimes to be investigated Mitch - patience.
Geez, I've never known anyone so eager for a body cavity search...
My guess is they traced the prints to an 11 year old chinese boy trying to earn a living for his mother, brothers and sisters.......any good subversive knows to wear gloves during their skullduggery....
I'm sure it's crossed some people's minds but have we considered the fact that it may be an external job, a zealot from a rival faction perhaps?
Tango's cheerful demeanor is hard to forget, I'm sure he has ruffled feathers "over there" many times, someone may have an axe to grind over past "post superiority"...
... or, it could just be the work of some random overlanding anarchist.
Tango's cheerful demeanor is hard to forget, I'm sure he has ruffled feathers "over there" many times, someone may have an axe to grind over past "post superiority"...
... or, it could just be the work of some random overlanding anarchist.
Yes...it could be the handiwork of a shenanigans master who used a mole to do his dirty work while he/she pulled the strings from afar.
Or a spy from an evil empire was deployed to crush a young rebellion by causing dissent amongst the the leadership.
Or it could be a plot by chimpanzees...chimpanzees are pure evil incarnate.
Or a spy from an evil empire was deployed to crush a young rebellion by causing dissent amongst the the leadership.
Or it could be a plot by chimpanzees...chimpanzees are pure evil incarnate.
An Axe?....Seriously?, I'm sure he has ruffled feathers "over there" many times, someone may have an axe to grind over past "post superiority"...
No idea.
If anyone ever encounters the brake pedal wired to the horn trick...I don't know anything about it. If it should happen to you and you live within a 3 mile radius of me, I still don't know anything about it. No one word dare approach me and make such a request, it would take a serious bribe, like attending Desert Rendezvous at no charge...wait, that event is FREE...I've been HAD! Now I'll have to do it purely for amusement value!
Remember, this is the internet, what is posted here is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...except when it's not!
Edit: Damnit, I'm not doing anything, even if it happens to Mitch.
Remember, this is the internet, what is posted here is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...except when it's not!
Edit: Damnit, I'm not doing anything, even if it happens to Mitch.
LOL! It's WAY less than 3 miles.