The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread

Want to mess with a friend? Remove 2 keys from the computer board and swap them. Unless they are a computer geek they won't have a clue, The best part is a jack pot... meaning if they are in his password to log on they won't be able to log on! and if not laot of the words will be missed spelled. and another one is if you hit shift, alt, and a arrow button at the same time depending which arrow you hit, it will turn the screen side ways or upside down on some computers.!
 
I'm guessing you don't actually have a lot of friends, do you?

Anyway, if you have the misfortune to work in an office, you can get an extra wireless mouse and plug the USB receiver into the back of someone else's computer, allowing you to mess with his cursor at will.

Not that **I** would ever do something like that . . .
 
Optimistic Paranoid said:
I'm guessing you don't actually have a lot of friends, do you?

Anyway, if you have the misfortune to work in an office, you can get an extra wireless mouse and plug the USB receiver into the back of someone else's computer, allowing you to mess with his cursor at will.

Not that **I** would ever do something like that . . .
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I have plenty of friends but do like the mouse idea!
 
Team Balls Out said:
Want to mess with a friend? Remove 2 keys from the computer board and swap them. Unless they are a computer geek they won't have a clue, The best part is a jack pot... meaning if they are in his password to log on they won't be able to log on! and if not laot of the words will be missed spelled. and another one is if you hit shift, alt, and a arrow button at the same time depending which arrow you hit, it will turn the screen side ways or upside down on some computers.!
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That assumes people still look at their keys while typing.. What happened to good old typing classes in high school? I don't look at the keys as I type.


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Just sayin'...
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^^^^I woke up grumpy, that one brought a smile to my face, thanks! I think you have to be old enough to know the song though!
 
What would you do?



You are driving down the road in your Corvette on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first.

Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.

However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered:

'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'


HOWEVER... The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.





God, I just love happy endings
 
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