The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread
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[QU That's the type of guy you remove his tire valve stems and cram them in his door locks!
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OTE="brianb2, post: 60536, member: 2837"]
[/QUOTE][QU That's the type of guy you remove his tire valve stems and cram them in his door locks!
OTE="brianb2, post: 60536, member: 2837"]
Yeah! And if he's anything like me and catches you doing that to his truck, he's the type that will be doing something you'll find uncomfortable that will forever alter your gender classification while you gag on a hastily prepared dish of your own contribution, the equivalent of which are fresh Rocky Mountain oysters. But probably a lot smaller.
LOL.
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Optimistic Paranoid
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Just saw this on another forum . . .
Team Balls Out
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I guess these will go hand in hand?
"Ya alqaraf!"
Spectactical
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I love this!
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I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the
Pharmacists’ high counter is located. I took out my little brown
bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He took the
spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and
swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the
floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him
right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look
in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to
have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they
aren't very friendly there anymore!
Pharmacists’ high counter is located. I took out my little brown
bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He took the
spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and
swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the
floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him
right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look
in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to
have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they
aren't very friendly there anymore!
Team Balls Out
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WT?