The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread
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Team Balls Out
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Floyd is always right!
Call me a stick in the mud, but I don't see much humor in the Orlando tragedy, or any of the other mass shootings.
I had one hit close to home a few years back. My daughter was a student at Santana High School in Santee, CA. We had a shooter a few years back, the girl walking in front of my daughter took a hit in the arm, my buddies kid was friends with the shooter. We lost a couple of kids in that tragedy.
I had one hit close to home a few years back. My daughter was a student at Santana High School in Santee, CA. We had a shooter a few years back, the girl walking in front of my daughter took a hit in the arm, my buddies kid was friends with the shooter. We lost a couple of kids in that tragedy.
@Andy - thanks for sharing that meme - a most American trait to treat tragedy with humor.
Not everyone gets that... even in a thread entitled "make me LOL."
Team Balls Out
Adventurist
There was a Minnesota phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Irishmen.So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job."
Both teams headed right out.
At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys,
came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.Forty-five minutes later, Ole and Sven, the Norwegian
guys came back and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"Ole, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Sven and me, we got three in."
The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!"
"Oh Yah," said Ole, "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground!"
