The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread
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Scott B.
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Gallowbraid
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Team Balls Out
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WashingtonTaco
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Gallowbraid
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And Wisconsin. And Michigan. And Isle Royale NP.
Road
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And most of Maine when away from the coast. I remember one year we had banner crops of three different types of mosquitoes after a particularly wet mud season.
Gallowbraid
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Mmmmm... pasta.
Today, I received a life changing email :
“FROM: FORMER PRESIDENT OF REPUBLIC OF THE GAMBIA,
MR. YAHYAH JAMMEH.
Greetings:
I need your help to move the sum of ($900,000,000) which I deposited and stored in security
companies in the Gambia. I am now in exile and for that I cannot personally move the funds out of the Gambia
therefore I need a foreign partner`s assistance. I have arranged with my lawyer in the Gambia to work with you to
to transfer the sum of ($900,000,000) nine hundred million United States
dollars from the Gambia to your designated bank account. Meanwhile I have decided to offer you 30% of the total of $900 million that is in the Gambia and on the process I dont want my name or my family name mentioned and I dont want my family to get involve to avoid suspicion. And I am willing to follow all your investment ideas and suggestion which will remain under your control. If you agree to my terms, we can sign agreement of trust to guide us. Let me know maybe we have to change the ownership to your name or not?
Kindly contact me on email address info.diplomat09@gmail
And please send me your particulars as listed below:
Full Names:
Full Address:
Nationality:
Profession:
Date of Birth:
Country of Origin:
Country of resident:
Telephone Number:
Mobile Number:
Fax Number:
Identification:
Passport photograph:
The attached files is a copy of my passport and other photos.
Regards,
Mr. Yahya Jammeh.
Former Gambia President.”
“FROM: FORMER PRESIDENT OF REPUBLIC OF THE GAMBIA,
MR. YAHYAH JAMMEH.
Greetings:
I need your help to move the sum of ($900,000,000) which I deposited and stored in security
companies in the Gambia. I am now in exile and for that I cannot personally move the funds out of the Gambia
therefore I need a foreign partner`s assistance. I have arranged with my lawyer in the Gambia to work with you to
to transfer the sum of ($900,000,000) nine hundred million United States
dollars from the Gambia to your designated bank account. Meanwhile I have decided to offer you 30% of the total of $900 million that is in the Gambia and on the process I dont want my name or my family name mentioned and I dont want my family to get involve to avoid suspicion. And I am willing to follow all your investment ideas and suggestion which will remain under your control. If you agree to my terms, we can sign agreement of trust to guide us. Let me know maybe we have to change the ownership to your name or not?
Kindly contact me on email address info.diplomat09@gmail
And please send me your particulars as listed below:
Full Names:
Full Address:
Nationality:
Profession:
Date of Birth:
Country of Origin:
Country of resident:
Telephone Number:
Mobile Number:
Fax Number:
Identification:
Passport photograph:
The attached files is a copy of my passport and other photos.
Regards,
Mr. Yahya Jammeh.
Former Gambia President.”
Hell, that’s what sticks and edgings were for when we were youngins, didn’t need no fancy plastic toys. Lol!
Nope. But the stakes got a lot higher once we graduated to home made war clubs and BB guns...
Team Balls Out
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Ain't stupid if it works? And you thought Muffler hanger was just a made up word!
