Polygraph Tests

I had one once, passed it but caught me on shooting a cat once. They laughed and told me not to do it again. I told em to get ACOs who did their jobs. We all had a laugh. I got a job. Not hard, just be honest in all steps. I was recently disqualifed from the CBP because I had some THC chocolate in OR where it was legal and chewed some coca leaves for altitude sickness in Peru where it was legal. Sadly I would have been a good officer. Their loss though, but saved everyone’s time.
 
Former TS/SCI/NATO/POLY... I have no clue what goes on behind the green curtain but I passed.

Being a simple mouth-breather with minimal cerebral activity may have contributed to my being granted those clearances.

That clearly disproves @buckwilk's theory of, "the greatest machine is the human body and brain". :D

I didn't say there weren't exceptions LOL :D
 
Former TS/SCI/NATO/POLY... I have no clue what goes on behind the green curtain but I passed.

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When I left the USS Independence, I was surprised that I was debriefed on my TS classification...I had no idea that I even had a TS classification. How much of a 40 year old fuel fired boiler/steam turbine engine technology could really be classified? :rolleyes:
 
When I left the USS Independence, I was surprised that I was debriefed on my TS classification...I had no idea that I even had a TS classification. How much of a 40 year old fuel fired boiler/steam turbine engine technology could really be classified? :rolleyes:
Yeah, those were the days Snipe... :tango

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