I don't know if y'all can get these in California ;
Strike Anywhere Matches. Plus various sized ziploc bags and a genuine mil slurp IFAK from the flea market for $20 , cotton balls impregnated with petroleum jelly, flint/ striker, compass. 5 gallon bucket/ Spacial Rectifier, for making crepes
. Washing clothes , a camp chair, grey water storage, water collector, changing oil, and many other various uses.
One day I'll recite to you my version of "Ode to ye Commode". Or sing to you my one hit wonder " Latrine Messiah".