How do I get BS Certified?

[Frenchie]

I'm fairly certain I qualify, but I'm sure there's probably a lengthy bureaucratic process, lots of paper work, a certification test, a probationary period, and a stool sample required.

Now see what you started by asking a simple question! Facts Facts and more Facts.

 

[Yuman Desert Rat]

We've been here throughout history and influenced the outcome of world events...

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Same of you may recognize our members...

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We even have groupies...

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Booba Fetta!!! I used to date her during my brief stint of bachelorhood between marriages. She was a bit of a butter-face, hence the helmet. However, her legendary skills as a Mandalorian warrior and bounty hunter paled in comparison to her skills in the boudoir.

 

[Yuman Desert Rat]

I petition the court for an honorary B.S. I was a Marine Recruiter for 3 years 2002-2005 and a card carrying BSA.

 

[Scott C]

Yeah i'd say all recruiters have a p.h.d. in b.s.!

 

[Yuman Desert Rat]

Yeah i'd say all recruiters have a p.h.d. in b.s.!

You have no idea... Especially US!!

 

[TangoBlue]

I petition the court for an honorary B.S. I was a Marine Recruiter for 3 years 2002-2005 and a card carrying BSA.

There are a variety of ways to obtain BS Certification, generally through a long period of apprenticeship, peer review, and formal evaluation, culminating in certification.

However, there are formal, in-depth programs that result in accelerated certification. Serving as an Armed Forces recruiter is considered a formal program of preparation at the neck-deep level of BS. You are awarded AAV BS Certification with 2 soul clusters. Congratulations; now give yourself a distinguished reach-around at your convenience.

Booba Fetta!!! I used to date her during my brief stint of bachelorhood between marriages. She was a bit of a butter-face, hence the helmet. However, her legendary skills as a Mandalorian warrior and bounty hunter paled in comparison to her skills in the boudoir.

That's no way to talk about my daughter.

 

[Yuman Desert Rat]

There are a variety of ways to obtain BS Certification, generally through a long period of apprenticeship, peer review, and formal evaluation, culminating in certification.

However, there are formal, in-depth programs that result in accelerated certification. Serving as an Armed Forces recruiter is considered a formal program of preparation at the neck-deep level of BS. You are awarded AAV BS Certification with 2 soul clusters. Congratulations; now give yourself a distinguished reach-around at your convenience.



That's no way to talk about my daughter.

I'm both honored and humbled. AND with soul clusters!? Finally something good comes of the worst 3 years of my life! Regrettably, I will have to attempt the reach around again in the morning... I'm laying in bed and my wife is giving me a strange look as I attempt this feat of self gratification.

She can't be YOUR daughter!? Strong the BS is with you, Master!

 

[Dave]

There are also a variety of programs available on Forums for the 40 watt bulbs in the crowd wherein you will have your time wasted, be charged an exorbitant amount of money, and receive a BS certification from a made up company with a made up curriculum that features absolutely zero accreditation. You should become Certified as soon as you've saved up the cash since those BS Certifications under your user name guarantee relief from your unneeded cash, and lots of laughs for us here once we find out.

 

[Team Balls Out]

Years ago I heard a story about a huge black sea bass of the end of the Oceanside pier. According to the Blade Tribune the local paper at the time a fisher man at the end of the pier was fishing for Bonita when a huge black object inhaled his fish and the fight was on. According to the paper he knew it was a large Black Sea Bass. At that time they were legal to keep. The fisher man did manage to get the fish about half way down the pier and closer to the beach where he was trying to land the fish. His fishing buddy was on the pier and was watching the whole process unfold and was elated he was making progress. All of a sudden the fish just stopped. it did not move he could not wind in any more line. Per the news paper his buddy on the pier could see a dark spot from his vantage point on the pier. He could make out the dark outline of the fish being he was high up. Years ago you could spear fish around the pier and not be hassled the police.

He contacted a spear fisherman in he area and enlisted his help to try to get Black Sea Bass to move. He even offered part of the fish a reward. According to he paper he dove down to investigate and to his amazement the fish as stuck in a CAR ! You might not realize but years ago the pier was popular place to commit suicide. That is why you can not drive on the pier any more people were just driving off the end to commit suicide.

The buddy on the pier told the spear fisherman to poke the fish to get to move so he went down to try to poke it an he told him he could not, he asked why...









Because it keeps rolling up the windows. True story!

 

[TangoBlue]

 

[Frenchie]

I am sure the fish story is the truth!

I know that I always tell the truth....





or a lie.


I do not into the gray area in between!

It is always one or the other.