Exciting New Product Debuts at Expo West

[TangoBlue]

Exciting development in the Overlanding World! I understand that this will debut at Overland Expo in Flagstaff this year.

This will transform our passion! The travel aspect of Overlanding is getting so expensive, I assert that we'll be able to influence another whole generation of future Overlanders with this practical tool.

Want to visit the Zion NP in the summer? Winter? Fall? Spring? With or without snow? Just a click of the button and you can experience all-season, all-weather overlanding throughout North America. I can't wait for the other continents to release... I'd love to do the Darien Gap in my Tacoma!

The good thing about this simulator is that it's online connection automatically connects you to Amazon so you can make purchases of valuable equipment while on your simulated journey and have it conveniently delivered to your home using Amazon's convenient and swift shipping service.

For an extra fee your simulated vehicle will connect with that vehicle makes service department. It will even perform diagnostic and recommended services, which will then bill your credit card directly, thus avoiding annoying unanswered phone calls and appointments. All the debt without the inconvenience!

Image courtesy of Richard Larusso.

 

[Maxcustody]

It must have been leaked.............

 

[100acre]

Does it allow you to feel what it's like to fall off a cliff too? Wow, you'd never have to leave home! No thanks!

 

[Maxcustody]

I heard they are also debuting the latest Camel Trophy ride..........

 

[TangoBlue]

Does it allow you to feel what it's like to fall off a cliff too? Wow, you'd never have to leave home! No thanks!

Exactly Dan! No more cat-holes... no handi-wipe baths... forget that stupid, smelly campfire - use your microwave to make S'mores! Think of the money you save in fuel alone!

 

[100acre]

But I sometimes like not bathing for a week+ when I'm out west. I wonder if there's an automatic unwashed wet dog in the desert smell button. Does it automatically winch for you too? One needs to get unmired from the imaginary Utah dragon snot on occasion.

 

[TangoBlue]

But I sometimes like not bathing for a week+ when I'm out west. I wonder if there's an automatic unwashed wet dog in the desert smell button. Does it automatically winch for you too? One needs to get unmired from the imaginary Utah dragon snot on occasion.

Yes Dan, we know that. Some of us have been camping within 100 yards of you before.

Your imagination is the only limitation for this simulation.


Keep teeing them up - I'll keep hitting them back...

 

[Twin Magnolias]

Gone Camping!

(beard not included)

 

[100acre]

Gone Camping!

(beard not included)

And the nostrils become eyes....

 

[Yuman Desert Rat]

Exciting development in the Overlanding World! I understand that this will debut at Overland Expo in Flagstaff this year.

This will transform our passion! The travel aspect of Overlanding is getting so expensive, I assert that we'll be able to influence another whole generation of future Overlanders with this practical tool.

Want to visit the Zion NP in the summer? Winter? Fall? Spring? With or without snow? Just a click of the button and you can experience all-season, all-weather overlanding throughout North America. I can't wait for the other continents to release... I'd love to do the Darien Gap in my Tacoma!

The good thing about this simulator is that it's online connection automatically connects you to Amazon so you can make purchases of valuable equipment while on your simulated journey and have it conveniently delivered to your home using Amazon's convenient and swift shipping service.

For an extra fee your simulated vehicle will connect with that vehicle makes service department. It will even perform diagnostic and recommended services, which will then bill your credit card directly, thus avoiding annoying unanswered phone calls and appointments. All the debt without the inconvenience!

Image courtesy of Richard Larusso.

Exciting development in the Overlanding World! I understand that this will debut at Overland Expo in Flagstaff this year.

This will transform our passion! The travel aspect of Overlanding is getting so expensive, I assert that we'll be able to influence another whole generation of future Overlanders with this practical tool.

Want to visit the Zion NP in the summer? Winter? Fall? Spring? With or without snow? Just a click of the button and you can experience all-season, all-weather overlanding throughout North America. I can't wait for the other continents to release... I'd love to do the Darien Gap in my Tacoma!

The good thing about this simulator is that it's online connection automatically connects you to Amazon so you can make purchases of valuable equipment while on your simulated journey and have it conveniently delivered to your home using Amazon's convenient and swift shipping service.

For an extra fee your simulated vehicle will connect with that vehicle makes service department. It will even perform diagnostic and recommended services, which will then bill your credit card directly, thus avoiding annoying unanswered phone calls and appointments. All the debt without the inconvenience!

Image courtesy of Richard Larusso.

 

[Haggis]

Can you export the simulated images of your virtual expedition directly to Instagram? It would save a ton of time and money to the majority of overland accounts on there if they could skip the whole driving to stage their photos and instead do it virtually.

 

[TangoBlue]

Can you export the simulated images of your virtual expedition directly to Instagram? It would save a ton of time and money to the majority of overland accounts on there if they could skip the whole driving to stage their photos and instead do it virtually.

Wait... I thought you already did that with Photoshop?

You mean you actually go to those places you take pictures of? You seriously actually walk in the woods? Or go kayaking in the water - fishes poop in that you know. Aren't you aware of all the potential diseases you could get outdoors? Eww...

 

[Dave]

Can you export the simulated images of your virtual expedition directly to Instagram? It would save a ton of time and money to the majority of overland accounts on there if they could skip the whole driving to stage their photos and instead do it virtually.

That would be SWEET! Then other accounts could just poach these virtual images and use them to drive traffic to their Patreon account! A virtual account that feeds a virtual account that pays the bills! Talk about passive revenue, why the potential for social media circle jerks are endless!

 

[Gallowbraid]

...the potential for social media circle jerks are endless!

We're only in April and we already have a prime contender for "American Adventurist Comment of the Year".

 

[Dave]

We're only in April and we already have a prime contender for "American Adventurist Comment of the Year".

I call it like I see it

 

[Dean]

Will there be a mobile app version that I can play while visiting trendy micro small batch craft artisan beer breweries and/or imported organic glutton free free range all organic coffee chops?

 

[Greg]

Think of the money you save in fuel alone!

I heard that depends on the difficulty settings. If you set it to "Expert" level fuel costs are charged to your bank account.

 

[Yuman Desert Rat]

I <3 Gluten....

 

[Dave]

I heard that depends on the difficulty settings. If you set it to "Expert" level fuel costs are charged to your bank account.

Yes, and don't forget to buy your carbon credits to offset the impacts of your virtual expeditions.

 

[wesel123]

I didn't know I could snort pizza out my nose.....that's how hard I'm laughing...genius post that unfortunately has a real potential to come true.

Just you all wait and see, SmittyBuilt will have it by the Pomona Off-road show. Some guy in the Compton office saw this post and he's like "Damn!!!! There is my million dollar idea!!!"