Time is running out to order shirts for the upcoming Rendezvous events - If you are RSVP'd for either of these great gatherings and would like a shirt PLEASE go to the appropriate thread and VOTE for your size so that we:
1. Know that you really are coming
2. Can ensure that we have the right size for you
Also, if you would like to order a SECOND shirt for your mother in law or kiddo, we can do that too so long as it happens before the deadline - see the threads below for more info!
SoCal Mountain Rendezvous shirt poll closes tonight (9/2/14) at 7:54 PM... If you want a shirt you need to vote!
EXTRA SHIRTS FOR SALE:
We have made arrangements to make extra shirts i.e some people may want more than the one free one per rig. How do I get one you ask? Go to the Paypal button at the bottom of the Forum and donate $20 to the cause. Once you have done this, leave a note here telling me what size shirt you want.
Shirts ordered this way will be delivered to the event and distributed by me. No shipping - sorry. Deadline for ordering an extra SoCal MountainRendezvous shirt is midnight on 2 September 2014 - Deadline for ordering an extra Appalachian Rendezvous shirt is midnight on 21 September 2014.
Any order submitted after the deadline will be tough luck because we have to order the shirts in time to have them made. Consider it your donation to forum hosting costs if you read this for speed vice comprehension and order after the deadline, or expect shipping.
Did I mention that there is no shipping? Because you have to actually ATTEND a Rendezvous to get this AAV swag!
Please follow the guidance and we'll see you soon!
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Thanks for going to the trouble to make extra shirts available. I hope the donations covered the costs and gave you a little operating capital to keep the site up and running. Thanks to Dave and the rest of the AAV staff for making things happen for us, coast to coast!
