I'm surprised you guys are taking it so well.
I live in upstate NY, in an area loaded with IBM plants. Years ago, a friend of mine who was an IBM engineer was sent down to NC for a temp assignment for six weeks. IBM put him up in a motel at their expense. Anyway, he woke up one morning and you guys had had a dusting of snow, less than 1/4 inch. He drove in to the IBM plant and the roads were completely empty. Parking lot was empty. Walked up to the doors and they were locked. As he was tugging on the doors, a security guard came up and asked him what he wanted. He showed him his IBM badge. The guard told him the plant was closed for the day and to go home.
My buddy said, "The plant's closed? Why? What is it, some kind of Confederate Holiday or something?"
To which the guard replied, "What are you, crazy? IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT!"