Love that sandbag cartoon. Reminds me of having to move a puddle of water to a new spot - with an e-tool - in heavy rain.
Eventually the rain stopped and the puddle did end up in the new location, but that was a bad, bad day.
The flight attendant on the trip was handing out plastic pilot wings to some kids. As the young man stepped forward, she playfully offered some to him.
He passed, pointing to the Airborne wings on his Army uniform. He explained, "The last time someone gave me wings, I had to jump out of the airplane."