The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread
- Thread starter Dave
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Gallowbraid
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It does happen to have a bottle opener...you just don't want to know where it's housed.
Scott B.
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Can't the afore mentioned members put a plow on the front of their Jeep?
Hell no. That’d be like investing in a snow blower.
Feels too much like dropping roots
Kevin LaCroix
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Nice pic of @Dave .
4x4x4doors
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But it gets to be really fun when you pull out the torch to break that brake drum loose.
Gallowbraid
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Optimistic Paranoid
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Gallowbraid
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Enter your zip code. No, not your home zip code stupid...the billing zipcode for your company card. Oh wait, that's not your company card, that's your BOA card that looks just like your company card. Sorry, transaction timed out, please see attendant.
Gallowbraid
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Good news! This just in:
Dear Friend.
I am Mr. Godwin Emefiele, the current executive governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria
(CBN).
I write to inform you that an unpaid contract payment file worth Seventy Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($77.500.000.00) only was recently discovered from the auditing exercise to close the fiscal year of 2018.
With my position as the Central Bank Governor it was easy for me to move the fund to a secure bank account in Europe which will be disclose to you upon your interest.
This transaction is bank to bank wire transfer to any nominated bank account of your choice.
Kindly supply me with your details as listed below as to enable me prepared the documentation of the transaction for the release of the fund via Europe bank.
Your Formal Name
Your Direct Contact Address
Your Bank Name & Address
Account Number,
Routing Number,
Swift Code
Your Private Telephone Numbers.
I will personally furnish you with steps assigned for this payment inline
with the European banking system.
For the confidentiality of this transaction all contacts should be directed to my private email address (deleted) as to avoid expossing this transaction.
Sincerely
Mr. Godwin Emefiele.
Excutive Governor Central Bank (CBN).