The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread

Got to keep those priorities straight . . .

911 Dispatcher: Hello, What is your emergency?

Caller: There's a man at my party drinking all my beer.

911 Dispatcher: Sir, that's not a police matter.

Caller: Oh, I forgot to mention, he's threatening people with an axe.
 
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