Merry Christmas to every one here!
And if any of you should happen to have a brother in law, or fifth cousin, or some other relative who is politically correct, here is the appropriate greeting for you to send to him/her/it:
Seasons Greetings!
Best Wishes for an Environmentally Conscious, Socially Responsible, Low Stress, Non-Addictive, Gender Neutral, Winter Solstice Holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all; plus . . .
A Fiscally Successful, Personally Fulfilling, and Medically Uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year of 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes!
Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.
