The Random Dose of FUNNY Thread

New Year’s Quotes and Captions for the Realist
  1. Welcome, 2021! Here’s hoping you can’t be worse than last year.
  2. Seriously? We saw how 2020 went. Do we really want to do this, again?
  3. Happy 2021! Spoiler Alert: We’re still social distancing.
  4. Whatever you do, don’t ask what’s next!
  5. On the bright side, thanks to lockdown we never got used to writing 2020 on things, so 2021 should come easier.
  6. Here’s hoping 2020 really is hindsight!
  7. We’re social distancing from 2021 until we see how it goes…
  8. First rule of 2021: No one talks about 2020.
  9. I lived through 2020. Please don’t kiss me at midnight.
  10. Here’s hoping 2021 figures out which Zoom meetings could have been emails!
  11. After 2020, my 2021 expectations are lowering faster than the ball in Times Square.
  12. Sorry we couldn’t come to your NYE party. We’re socially distancing.
  13. A wish for 2021: May the dumpster fire belong to someone else.
  14. Pop, Clink, Fizz! (That’s Alka Seltzer, not champagne. #thanks2020)
  15. “Every New Year’s I have the same question: ‘How do I get home?'”
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