Part I: In which our fearless band of travelers ventures to their homeland to bid farewell to the family matriarch only to find themselves nearly incarcerated
Well, as many of you know, I began our annual trip to Yellowstone early due to the passing of my grandmother. The service was lovely, saw family I have literally not seen in decades, and we were all very surprised to find that most of us had grown up.
I was also able to finish up some work on my trailer (see project Sancho) So that was good.
Then this evening my nephew (who will hereto be known as PAB for Punk Ass Bitch) decided that somebody needed to take him and his girlfriend to the mall (right now) Now what you need to know is that PAB is 19 years old. He has no job, and has made a habit of traveling between idaho (with grandma), North Dakote (His Mom), and Texas (his dad), basically, whoever will pay him some attention and pay his way. So his GF up and calls my wife a B****, my wife tells her that is not okay (loudly) at which point PAB comes in yelling at my wife, raises his hand, and steps towards my wife (hand still raised) next thing I know PAB is pinned in the corner, there is foam coming out of my mouth and flames from my ears and eyes, the back of my brain is begging him to take a swing, instead he starts yelling about how he is calling the cops, which he did, and soon as I lowered him to the ground. The cops were cool and my only regret is I didn't get a picture of myself with them for this report.
We leave tomorrow for yellowstone.
Well, as many of you know, I began our annual trip to Yellowstone early due to the passing of my grandmother. The service was lovely, saw family I have literally not seen in decades, and we were all very surprised to find that most of us had grown up.
I was also able to finish up some work on my trailer (see project Sancho) So that was good.
Then this evening my nephew (who will hereto be known as PAB for Punk Ass Bitch) decided that somebody needed to take him and his girlfriend to the mall (right now) Now what you need to know is that PAB is 19 years old. He has no job, and has made a habit of traveling between idaho (with grandma), North Dakote (His Mom), and Texas (his dad), basically, whoever will pay him some attention and pay his way. So his GF up and calls my wife a B****, my wife tells her that is not okay (loudly) at which point PAB comes in yelling at my wife, raises his hand, and steps towards my wife (hand still raised) next thing I know PAB is pinned in the corner, there is foam coming out of my mouth and flames from my ears and eyes, the back of my brain is begging him to take a swing, instead he starts yelling about how he is calling the cops, which he did, and soon as I lowered him to the ground. The cops were cool and my only regret is I didn't get a picture of myself with them for this report.
We leave tomorrow for yellowstone.
laughs so loud PAB hears him)
